I Am Filker
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I Am Filker

 

Lyric ©2000 Steve Macdonald
TTTO "I Am Woman" by Helen Reddy


 


I am filker, hear me roar
Even though I sing like a door
And I cannot hold a tune inside a bucket
I sing of media and space
And eveluting the human race
I stay up all night and sleep past hotel checkout...

Chorus
Oy yes I'm here
I don't drink a lot of beer
Give me Tully please
I'd get down on my knees
To see Tom Smith- I would pay anything
I am loud (loud!)
My notes are breakable
I am filker....

Ignoring noise abatement needs
In halls we pop up like strange weeds
Ju-st one more song about poor Londo's hair...
The more you try to push us out
The longer we will sing and shout
One more chorus please of that Horsetamer's Daughter

Chorus
(Ookla)

Give us room, and stairwell too
And munchies that don't taste like spoo
And we promise we won't sing about you much...
And don't think to call the cops
'Cuz our writers are the tops
Just keep this up we'll sing at you forever...

Chorus
(Talis)

Other people that could be used in the choruses...
UT, Moonwulf, Suttons, Ropers, Kathy, Phoenix, Germans, Dandy Wine, Bucklin, Julia, Leslie, Cacie, Dr. Jane

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